bernicecheee. Name♔ Bernice Chee Wai Yee Nickname♔ Ber Age♔ Eighteen(2014) Birthday♔ 13th of September Height♔ Too short to be revealed Weight♔ Around 40kg. Nationalist♔ Malaysian Race♔ Chinese Religion♔ A follower of Christ & a child of God :)
Anyeongggg.
God loves you and He created the beautiful you and the jaw dropping universe. You are beautiful and unique in your own way so don't you doubt that. :D
"Are not five sparrows sold for two cents? Yet not one of them is forgotten before God."Indeed, the very hairs of your head are all numbered. Do not fear; you are more valuable than many sparrows. - Luke 12:6-7
Tan Xiu Ling(You memang smart de lor :D): Bernicee, hahaha (:
Chua Hui Hua(So sad :O): helloooooooo, i have no idea. :)
Traser Chee(Okay..): Err...no idea.
Ng Li Xin(Wow, so close): Hmm, Marianne, or maybe Bernice? :)
Kwan Kit(I don't know his sur name, pai seh): duno..who are you??=.=
Nurul Falena(Heh :P): Helloooooo , I don't know .Who is this ? :))
Marianne Ho(TEEHEE): hello! i've no idea :)
Chay Sin Ting(o.o): Helloooooooo,I don't know who you're. :)
Gabrielle Lee(Hello :]): heyyyy there,i have no idea. :)
The end for that . Wait, do you think it has part 3?
You asked me how many guys like me. I wonder.. but probably none. hahaha :) I also don't know why, but too bad too sad, I was born like that. xD Thank you for being so important in my life. ♥
So, my year end examination is on 8th November. Wish my luck, guys and girls. :P
Thank youStanleigh, for introducing Skype. Thank youStanleigh, for usingPlurk when I asked to. Thank you Stanleigh, for telling me that I wasn't being rude to my friends. Thank youStanleigh, for everything. (:
Like finally, I understand what's the meaning of the lyrics of 一个像夏天 一个像秋天. This song is dedicated to all my true friends, and those who were my best friends. Lim Jo Ann, Sia Hui Nee, Wong Yen Ni, Neoh Jia Xin, Khor Ye Yun Yet Zhao Wei, Hoh Li Yen, Lee Suet Er, Lee Jing Wei, Ng Siew Chin, Lee Kyleen, Zoe Chin, Norman Leaw, Charmaine and etc. Edwina, Erica, Michelle. :')
If you're not my friend, I wouldn't believe that Friends can be even more dead set than lovers Even if I'm busy dating, and leave you aside to be a frozen ice You'll not hate me, you'll scold me by just using few sentences If you're not my friend, I wouldn't be so sure that Friends are better listeneners My implied meaning, and the words I didn't mean to say I can't leave my darling but I can't bare to leave you too.
(Something like that, hope my English won't be so broken)
你了解我所有得意的東西 才常潑我冷水怕我忘形 你知道我所有丟臉的事情 卻為我的美好形象保密
You know what I was always proud of, so you poured cold water on me 'cause you're afraid that I would carry away You know all my shameful secrets, but due to protect my good image, you keep them as secrets instead of spreading them.
:D Siew Chin, I hope you're doing it in that way :) I promise I won't be angry anymore. If you're not too overboard. :P
Thank you everyone in this world that appears when I'm alone/depressed. I.love.you.all. ♥
I have this sad sad sad sad sad problem between my ear and my head. Just look at this:-
Damn sad right? Imagine it's on yours. & you thought it was just a tiny huge pimple or even a mosquito bite. I wonder what'd happen if I die young, if it really happens, Jo Ann, please come to my yard whenever you're back to M'sia. ♥ & alot alot alot more. :'(
I hope it wouldn't affect my whole entire body. Please! Although I keep repeating "I want to die already" but, it's not the time yet. I still wanna enjoy my life. :(
My ear is having don't-know-what-is-it. Someone must help me! Can you tell me what is it? (If you know) It won't be cauliflower ear right? I mean, in future. 'Cause it's getting worse. D: Click the cauliflower ear only IF you're brave enough, 'cause it's extremelysuperlywhateverlygross.
Ladies and Gentlemen, McShaker Fries is back. :) ♥ I'd just eaten my dinner, really late dinner. 1 am. It's my second time I guess, for this month. LOL! Few hundred times in my lifetime. So, I sense I'm going to be a fatty-bomb-bimb-bumb in future. Like really. Oh gosh! Can you imagine a fat Bernice standing in front of you? Sure yes. 'Cause I'm fat, this moment, and maybe previous too. Hehe! Go try McShaker Fries! Shake it & Taste it. That's what they'd written there, on the packet. Then you'll go aww, ('cause it's cheesy?) and "hey, it contains too much of Ajinamoto". Whatever . You just eat them, it's delicious, who cares if you die after eating that? Like I care..Well, I care. hehe :b No more next time. Really. My mouth is still full with the cheesy seasoning something something. :)
The new new new new new hot stuff. Okay pokayyy, it's quite awesome possum. 'Cause me, myself, personally, don't really like beef, but since I can eat, I will eat it. :) I never ate beef until last year. I was having the hungerphobia, haha, so, I tried it. Not bad, but it's not my style. Lmao, laugh lahh laugh lahhh!
Exam is in 2 days time. Gahh! Monday: Pendidikan Moral and Chinese/Agama. Tuesday: Pendidikan Seni (Teori & Amali) Wednesday: Pendidikan Jasmani & Kesihatan and Sivik. The end .
And I don't know when I'm taking the next ones.
I ate Chicken Mc Deluxe. It's my favourite burger. ♥
Golden Award was............................. okay. Luckily I didn't vote. *Phew. Nicholas Teo the BeiJiXinDeYanLei! Fish Leong the RuGuoDeShi! Gao Yi Xiang the tall guy!
This is a song. A really nice song. By Lee Hom! Aku cinta padamuuuuuuuu. :)
Many people do not have the real knowledge about jade. Sometime they thought they have got a good buy on a rare or precious jade, and they did not realised that they have actually purchase a dangerous stone that will endanger their health or life due to the chemicals that used to process this fade jade and the release of the chemical reaction to human after a long term wearing. Read the below info:
Normal type of stone , without sign of water, no base and colourless!
Horrible thing happen ! They used a very strong acidic and trong chemical to soak the stone for half a month!
After chemical reaction, the stone have change its look!
Additional work on the stone after chemical soaking.
Placing the fade Jade into a machine for high pressure injection.
This high pressure injection will take a few days to complete!
Semi finished products , its look has changed!
Finished products exhibite in the market, some pricing up to 70 - 80K per piece. Fade good sold after a price negotiation.
I cannot stop myself from sharing this with all of you.
Its all started when I received a call from someone claiming that he was from Maxis and he asked me to shutdown my phone for 2 hours for 3G update to take place. As I was rushing for a meeting, I did not question and shutdown my cell phone.
After 45 minutes I felt very suspicious since the caller did not even introduce his name. I quickly turned on my cell phone and I received several calls from my family members and the others were from the number that had called me earlier - 3954380.
I called my parents and I was shocked that they sounded very worried asking me whether I am safe.
My parents told me that they had received a call from someone claiming that they had me with them and asking for money to let me free. The call was so real and my parents even heard 'my voice' crying out loud asking for help.
My parent was at the bank waiting for next call to proceed for money transfer. I told my parents that I am safe and asked them to lodge a police report.
Right after that I received another call from the guy asking me to shutdown my cell phone for another 1 hour which I refused to do and hung up. They keep calling my cell phone until the battery had run down.
I myself lodged a police report and I was informed by the officer that there were many such scams reported.
MOST of the cases reported that the victim had already transferred the money! And it is impossible to get back the money.
Be careful as this kind of scam might happen to any one of us!!! Those guys are so professional and very convincing during calls.
If you are asked to shut down your cell phone for updates by the service provider, ASK AROUND!
Your family or friends might receive the same call...
If you're reading this, on my blog. You can ask me anything you wanna ask & I'll be an honest kid :D but there are some exceptions, of course :) Actually there is only one exception, stuffs related to me, like privacy. :b Ask me here. (: & Go to my formspring to check the answer yourself kay? Or here:-
Nice chatting with you, gor! :P ♥ You know who you are. :D
Okay lahhh, longer. :D Be honest. I miss you too lah. As what you said, we were just brother and sister last time. But now, we are brother and sister in CHRIST. Let's be Christian forever and believe in God forever okay? Amen? Say Amen! :P
You donkey! It's late now. You better go sleep ahhh! I heard a rooster sedang KOKOKOKOKOK. However it sounds like. :D Goodnight! Sleep tight! All the best! xx
I don't wanna answer you doesn't mean I'm rude. I just don't wanna fight back. You know you don't really understand me, but you just know how to scold me. & say how stupid I am.
It's my birthday, cannot cry. CANNOT!! Please don't. Not a drop. Okay, fine. Few drops. Don't continue, okay? (:
Kay, STOP!~
& nag, lecture. Which you don't even WANT to come back to celebrate my birthday. You just like to do what you like. You don't care about others. Or maybe, maybe you don't know how to express your love. I know you love me. Maybe. Just maybe.
Bernice, you have to stop that, kay? NO MORE CRYING. It's your birthday!
It's funny when my dad says my mom is those old fashion kind. but, she's not. Apparently. She's just too in. IN. As in too fashionable.
Okay, I'm going to cry again, but this time is different type of tears. :') It's.. Uhmm, my dad just wished me:- Happy Birthday to my lovely daughter! Wishing you everything nice and all good things come your way. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ That's really really touching! ♥
Hey Bernice, STOP!
Okay, I bet everyone wanna know what happened. Or maybe I'm just being perasan. I used my mom's card to buy tickets for my standard 6 reunion. You know, it's over a hundred ringgit. Of course my ex-classmates need to return right? D: I bought 21 tickets. But then, some of them didn't attend. And some, they said they don't wanna watch, but I guess that decision wasn't confirm yet. So, I bought tickets for them. I know, I acted smart. I shouldn't have just simply make decision myself. Then the next day, I waited them at GSC. I passed them the tickets, then they told me they're going to shop and eat with themselves. So, this is the story. Should I get the money back from them? 'Cause I'm really upset when I saw them online but they just don't seem to reply my message on Facebook. So, I wrote on their wall. I hope I wont be hated like this. Please?
Someone says he's gonna give me birthday present by mailing ^^ That's so sweet! ♥
Btw, answer me, am I really wrong to get money from them? Or is it right? Tell me please. I'm really stupid. I know.
Or it's just as what my mom said. I'm stupid to have this kind of friends. But then THEY ARE MY FRIENDS. I DON'T HATE THEM. My mom asked me, why do you even have this kind of friends?
Yeah, why do I have this kind of.. I don't wanna say it. Thanks for bringing me into this world. I love you. Really. I'm so rude! OMG. I didn't wanna be like this! GOD, LORD, HELP ME! I scared I will leave my house, but I know I wont. I'm so sad now! & helpless. Do I really need to be so lonely? :'(
Thank You Very Much! You all are seriously awesome! ♥ :')
I went to hospital today! I measure my height. 151.5cm Damn short right? I'm shorter than Doctor ST Lim by few cm. :') Then, doctor asked those nurses come in. I'm taller than them. So, doctor says I'm actually normal. Not too short. :D Jing Wei is taller than me now! Haih!~ I'm so short. :'(
120 ppl wished me on Facebook! Thank you very much people! :D You all are so awesome! ♥ Awesome BR cake! HOMG, you know I didn't like BR cake? 'cause it's too sweet. :D But now I'm super in love with it. ♥ Thank you Sophina, Jeremy Chee! I really wish I could have a really awesome year from tomorrow onwards. At least, no more crying? Please! (: Thank you Aly, Edwina and Kah Wai for blogging about me in your lovely blog! :P I realised I haven't get any present yet! TEEHEE. Who's gonna be the first one? I wonder.. The first one who calls me is Lee Mun Yee. Thank you very much, you are so awesome. You called me right on twelve! ♥ The second one is Lee Suet Er. Yea, both also Lee. This makes me realised that Lee has awesome people! :P Thank you. I love you all. ♥
1st one who wished me Happy Birthday was church children. 2nd one who wished me was Digi. 3rd one was Edwina Yeoh Ying Jia. 4th one was Ong Yun Wen. 5th one was Chan Kai Sheng. 6th one was Ng Hann Jie. Thank you all of you! :D
Okay, everyone is awesome! Happy Birthday Yeap Zheng Yi! You should be my soul brother one day! :D
I am re-watching this very stupid show. Uhmm, you can call it as a very sweet show, kinda sad but it's funny! ♥ It's RAYA EVE! Happy Early Hari Raya to all Muslims. You all fasted for one whole month! I didn't even fast a single day. Wait, I fasted half day that day to save money! So, HAPPY HARI RAYA. Uhmm, in my brain, I think I only have few Malay friends. =.= I will list you all down here! ♥ Idayu Izreen! Afrina, Syafila! Amar! Danial! Haris, Hariz! Iman! Siti Aida! Megat, Ahmad! Fairuz! Afiq? Lol, Aiman? These are some who I don't think they know me... Nurul. Firzard. Wan Aidi. o.0 Syed Imran? Is he a Malay? Oops! I've no idea. Anyone, tell me if you know. Sorry sorry! D: Okay okay! Selamat Hari Raya! Eat as much as you can! Smile always, alright? (:
The day before yesterday.. I texted someone.. I don't know why, but I asked him stop doing what he's doing. I hate myself. That guy, will do something I don't want him to do IF I don't text him. I feel like giving up. I think I'm frustrated. I don't feel like forcing anyone to stop doing something they like to do. So I told him I'm tired and I wanna sleep. Actually, after that, I didn't sleep. I was lying on my bed crying. Felt helpless. & I really don't know why. I guess it's time to let go everything. Even the one I love? Right? But then whenever I feel like giving up, the one I love will suddenly text me and say hello. Yes, hello. He's just, I don't know what's the feeling. I MISS HIM, alot!
You know I actually support this girl for saying this in 'Sokong Siti Inshah Dipenjarakan' fan page. There's a comment under it.
"如果我们华人不吵，他们马来人会做出更过分的事！就是以
前的华人不敢出声所以他们才会将嚣张！如果我们不出声，那谁又会知道我们 现在的华人是多么讨厌他们！"
I wish I could dislike this comment! HOW WOULD YOU EVEN KNOW THEY'LL DO SOMETHING MORE OVER?! YOU CAN SEE THE FUTURE? So you want them to know that you hate them. This shows it all. You can print this comment and translate it, then send it to Government, or IF you wish to meet Najib, pass it to him. Najib shouldn't actually let these things happen! >.< & I like this! "To change a racist's mindset is to start with the heart. I'm all for re-education, not incarceration. You can jail someone's body but you might not be able to change her mind. It is better that she undergoes a Muhibbah programme and do community service as part of her redemption. Here is where Siti gives free tuition t...o poor Chinese and Indian children who can't afford it (remember, education can help these poor kids escape poverty). If she likes, she can visit the hospitals and care for the sick and abandoned Chinese and Indian elderly people (God willing, she would be able to open her heart and see humanity behind skin colours instead of wasting tax payers' money behind jail)."
Puan Siti Inshah shouldn't ask us go back to China. If we need to go back, then they should go back to Sumatra too! As what Kyleen said, Malaysia is only for Orang Asli. Chinese, Indians, Malays & etc, are immagrants! Malays think Malaysia's theirs. Actually NOT!
I seem to support something really different with others. I don't like Puan Siti Inshah, I don't like Namewee too! I like myself only! ♥ Err, and him? Maybe! 'Cause he supports Namewee, T.T And this is the main point. NO ONE supports me! At least NO ONE supports me. I like NO ONE. (: Actually I love him banyak banyak. ♥ But I don't want to. Not now. :D
How I met your mother. Maple Story. How I trained my dragon. Avatar. A LOT A LOT OF THINGS ARE WAITING FOR ME. So busy! (:
Oh ya, yesterday, LOVE IN DISGUISE. ♥
可爱的小杜杜篇： 1、你！退后十步，我是保安!
2、我也拉链拉一下。
3、蝴蝶！ 医生你个头！
4、犀利哥胡子又那么长吗？！
5、缺德~
6、我们来自很贫穷的乡下小村子，我们是钉州。
7、在很偏远的边疆的 边边……
8、还有，从天而降的四角裤！
9、前面右转？
10、而且我也会把写坏的情书扔进垃圾桶。
11、在我们贫穷的乡下，夕阳是我们的电影，丛林鸟叫是我们最好的音乐。
12、蝴蝶会眨眼睛吗？
13、乔：明天下午我们去看杜明汉的演唱会！ 杜：太好了~~~~（囧囧）
14、陈冲：去哪里？ 杜：哦~我肚子痛！！
15、我要代表所有钉州人说：杜明汉万岁！
16、哦~研究你的手。（醋劲十足）
17、今天歌友会嘛，我在厕所里遇到他。（心虚）
18、阿德才是我自己。
19、原来我爱上了这个地方，还有……这里的人。
20、除了你，我什么也没有看到。
21、是知音，不是爱情 ！
22、他根本不喜欢女生。
23. 明汉的笑容让你天天畅，天天通（好无语的广告词）
24. 我叫杜···（某魏白眼）姆哈姆德，姆哈姆德
25. 开什么玩笑，我是明星耶，一举一动都要注意的
26. 让他们拍吧
27. 就这么几片烂叶子买这么贵，真是太剥削了！
28. 费加罗，费加罗，费加罗~~~~（旁边讶异的慕凡···）
29. Bullshit~ *turns around looking shy for shouting that* 这几片叶子卖得这么贵，简直是"剥削!"~ *giggles*
小魏篇： 1、你好，我是来自乡下的土包子，我要请你吃烤全羊。
2、阿德，不要~~~~
3、我本来以为你是脑震荡，没想到你整个脑子都坏掉了！
4、我看到你的鼻孔在瞪人！
5、恭喜你！你爱上她了。
6. 不可能，不可能，不可能~!!!
7. 这边弯掉了，可能走路要一瘸一拐的了（电话那边JOAN姐，）
8. 蝴蝶和女鬼，是你的新灵感吗?
9. 我才不管什么子牙跟伯期···杜：是伯牙跟子期
晓青篇： 1、快把伞打开。（那把很可爱袖珍的小伞~）
2、我能想象你每天早上带着小羊去吃草。
3. 我没事，我没事!~
4. 那你呢?你叫什么，阿德？(拂袖而去）
5. 这叫拟人手法~
6. 我对流行音乐其实不太感兴趣
JOAN姐篇： 1、哦，是那个不好说的地方啊~~~
2、阿德像他爸！
3. 法庭我也没少去，你见我输过一次吗？（旁边掉下去的可怜服务员）
4. 少说话，多弹琴
晓青她爸篇： 1、那你叫个嘛？
2、走你！走你！
3、每个艺术家都会有自己的牺牲。（语重心长啊）
4、这明星效应，还真的很灵！
5. 没想到你们乡下来的还这么有实力（指钱）
6. 民乐系，就要走进历史了
郭大师篇： 1、哦！小杜杜！你怎么会到我办公室里来！
2、我真是太有才了！
3、STOP!STOP！
小陶篇：
1、你懂不懂啊非主流！
2、对女生要温柔一点！
3、圈外人就是圈外人。
4. 他根本不喜欢女生~！
5. 看来传言是真的~~
幕凡篇： 1、前两句就有三处错误（对宋晓青的情书说的）。
2、大致的意思就是杜明汉那种歌手唱功不好，从来都不用丹田唱歌，内容很搞笑。
3、别把我神话了。
4. 没看见我在工作吗?(转身回去教一群小朋友唱歌）
5. 我告诉你他的问题在哪里，他根本不懂得用丹田唱歌
6. 你刚刚这首诗出现了几个错误(开始罗列，完全无视快崩溃的晓青——）
I read every sentence and I laughed at every sentence. Damn frigging humorous weih!! ♥ I don't get the sad part, but I love the jokes they told! :DDD OMG OMG! & I shouldn't watch in cinema, internet can download lahhh :O Nevermind! Saya suka Lee Hom! ♥ I don't mind wasting money like that! (: Downloading... :D
Today, I cried in my dream, & reality. (At the same time!) Yay! Birthday is coming! I got a birthday cake and a birthday sticker! (:
I'm a devil. I'm so evil. I'm a lemon. I'm so lemon. :O I feel so bad. I told my mom's friend my birthday's coming. & I'm gonna celebrate my birthday. She gave me RM50, before that she belanja us dinner. In a frigging expensive restaurant. I feel SO bad. I'm SO lemon. I think I shouldn't tell her that my birthday's coming. I shouldn't tell her I'm watching movie tomorrow. My brother said I'm SO smart to use this tactic. D: I really didn't want that money. I wanted to return it to her, but she rejected. I stared at the money. I forgot to say thank you, until she says: "You just keep it, go shopping, Karaoke, watch movie, & buy anything you want, what you have to do is just say thank you. (:" OMG. I was being rude. I seriously hate myself lahh. :'(
Other than that, I always hurt my friends. I feel BAD. :C I'm sorry! Sincerely..
THANK YOU AUNTY. YOU ARE SO AWESOME!! ♥
Tomorrow will be a busy day! (: 8am get ready to Basketball. (Downcourt) 10.30am get ready to go Church. 2pm get ready to eat lunch. 3pm Hui Mei's coming my house to study, again. 4-5pm go One Utama buy ticket for Love In Disguise. (Wanted to go TC Mall, but I checked internet. Takde such movie.) >< 7pm watch movie. 10pm go home. Tomorrow is the day. Can't wait! My birthday's coming! WOOHOOOO! ♥
I think I'm getting braces. I not sure lahhhhh. (: KYLEEN! Should I teman you? (: (:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA, I know this sucks!
No offence. Your ear would burst listening to this. Agree? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Well, HA-HA!
Ps: You really changed alot, like, alot alot alot alot alot. I want the friendly you back, T.T
I'm not in the mood, right now. There are millions people ignoring me now. Some told me they wanna delete me. Some told me they are going far far away.
That was very humorous, and it tickled my intellect and senses, causing me to express myself in a laughter, ha,ha,ha. ^^^^^^^^^^^ I love that. That's really funny. :D
I actually hate Namewee. Seriously, he should get a life. If he isn't proud to be a Malaysian, get off. He was born to be a Malaysian! He thinks we have to be like him? Protest whenever he reads a news.. About NAHH video. Banana his head! I don't really know about the news.. He should go and be a singer. He has fans right? He can compose songs right? GO AHEAD. BE A SINGER.
Whoever who likes Namewee and if you're reading this, I'm so sorry.
Yes, some of the Malaysians are racist. Malays always get more than Chinese, Indians, etc do. I believe that our president will know what's wrong with him one day. Our rules should have some changes one day. 1 Malaysia day rocks! We have one more public holiday! (Y) I can actually celebrate my birthday on that day! :P Thanks Malaysia! You rock! ♥ (: Let Chinese and Indians get cheaper price when they wanna buy some properties for their own. Then you are way better. Whoever agrees with me? You rock too! (:
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I wish I could dislike this comment!
HOW WOULD YOU EVEN KNOW THEY'LL DO SOMETHING MORE OVER?! YOU CAN SEE THE FUTURE? So you want them to know that you hate them. This shows it all. You can print this comment and translate it, then send it to Government, or IF you wish to meet Najib, pass it to him.
Najib shouldn't actually let these things happen! >.< & I like this!
"To change a racist's mindset is to start with the heart. I'm all for re-education, not incarceration. You can jail someone's body but you might not be able to change her mind. It is better that she undergoes a Muhibbah programme and do community service as part of her redemption. Here is where Siti gives free tuition t...o poor Chinese and Indian children who can't afford it (remember, education can help these poor kids escape poverty). If she likes, she can visit the hospitals and care for the sick and abandoned Chinese and Indian elderly people (God willing, she would be able to open her heart and see humanity behind skin colours instead of wasting tax payers' money behind jail)."
Puan Siti Inshah shouldn't ask us go back to China. If we need to go back, then they should go back to Sumatra too! As what Kyleen said, Malaysia is only for Orang Asli. Chinese, Indians, Malays & etc, are immagrants! Malays think Malaysia's theirs. Actually NOT!
I seem to support something really different with others. I don't like Puan Siti Inshah, I don't like Namewee too! I like myself only! ♥ Err, and him? Maybe! 'Cause he supports Namewee, T.T
And this is the main point. NO ONE supports me! At least NO ONE supports me. I like NO ONE. (: Actually I love him banyak banyak. ♥
But I don't want to.
Not now.
:D
How I met your mother.
Maple Story.
How I trained my dragon.
Avatar.
A LOT A LOT OF THINGS ARE WAITING FOR ME.
So busy! (:
Oh ya, yesterday, LOVE IN DISGUISE. ♥
可爱的小杜杜篇：
1、你！退后十步，我是保安!
2、我也拉链拉一下。
3、蝴蝶！ 医生你个头！
4、犀利哥胡子又那么长吗？！
5、缺德~
6、我们来自很贫穷的乡下小村子，我们是钉州。
7、在很偏远的边疆的 边边……
8、还有，从天而降的四角裤！
9、前面右转？
10、而且我也会把写坏的情书扔进垃圾桶。
11、在我们贫穷的乡下，夕阳是我们的电影，丛林鸟叫是我们最好的音乐。
12、蝴蝶会眨眼睛吗？
13、乔：明天下午我们去看杜明汉的演唱会！ 杜：太好了~~~~（囧囧）
14、陈冲：去哪里？ 杜：哦~我肚子痛！！
15、我要代表所有钉州人说：杜明汉万岁！
16、哦~研究你的手。（醋劲十足）
17、今天歌友会嘛，我在厕所里遇到他。（心虚）
18、阿德才是我自己。
19、原来我爱上了这个地方，还有……这里的人。
20、除了你，我什么也没有看到。
21、是知音，不是爱情 ！
22、他根本不喜欢女生。
23. 明汉的笑容让你天天畅，天天通（好无语的广告词）
24. 我叫杜···（某魏白眼）姆哈姆德，姆哈姆德
25. 开什么玩笑，我是明星耶，一举一动都要注意的
26. 让他们拍吧
27. 就这么几片烂叶子买这么贵，真是太剥削了！
28. 费加罗，费加罗，费加罗~~~~（旁边讶异的慕凡···）
29. Bullshit~ *turns around looking shy for shouting that* 这几片叶子卖得这么贵，简直是"剥削!"~ *giggles*
小魏篇：
1、你好，我是来自乡下的土包子，我要请你吃烤全羊。
2、阿德，不要~~~~
3、我本来以为你是脑震荡，没想到你整个脑子都坏掉了！
4、我看到你的鼻孔在瞪人！
5、恭喜你！你爱上她了。
6. 不可能，不可能，不可能~!!!
7. 这边弯掉了，可能走路要一瘸一拐的了（电话那边JOAN姐，
）
8. 蝴蝶和女鬼，是你的新灵感吗?
9. 我才不管什么子牙跟伯期···杜：是伯牙跟子期
晓青篇：
1、快把伞打开。（那把很可爱袖珍的小伞~）
2、我能想象你每天早上带着小羊去吃草。
3. 我没事，我没事!~
4. 那你呢?你叫什么，阿德？(拂袖而去）
5. 这叫拟人手法~
6. 我对流行音乐其实不太感兴趣
JOAN姐篇：
1、哦，是那个不好说的地方啊~~~
2、阿德像他爸！
3. 法庭我也没少去，你见我输过一次吗？（旁边掉下去的可怜服务员）
4. 少说话，多弹琴
晓青她爸篇：
1、那你叫个嘛？
2、走你！走你！
3、每个艺术家都会有自己的牺牲。（语重心长啊）
4、这明星效应，还真的很灵！
5. 没想到你们乡下来的还这么有实力（指钱）
6. 民乐系，就要走进历史了
郭大师篇：
1、哦！小杜杜！你怎么会到我办公室里来！
2、我真是太有才了！
3、STOP!STOP！
小陶篇：
1、你懂不懂啊非主流！
2、对女生要温柔一点！
3、圈外人就是圈外人。
4. 他根本不喜欢女生~！
5. 看来传言是真的~~
幕凡篇：
1、前两句就有三处错误（对宋晓青的情书说的）。
2、大致的意思就是杜明汉那种歌手唱功不好，从来都不用丹田唱歌，内容很搞笑。
3、别把我神话了。
4. 没看见我在工作吗?(转身回去教一群小朋友唱歌）
5. 我告诉你他的问题在哪里，他根本不懂得用丹田唱歌
6. 你刚刚这首诗出现了几个错误(开始罗列，完全无视快崩溃的晓青——）
I read every sentence and I laughed at every sentence.
Damn frigging humorous weih!! ♥
I don't get the sad part, but I love the jokes they told! :DDD
OMG OMG! & I shouldn't watch in cinema, internet can download lahhh :O
Nevermind! Saya suka Lee Hom! ♥
I don't mind wasting money like that! (:
Downloading... :D
Today, I cried in my dream, & reality. (At the same time!)
Yay! Birthday is coming!
I got a birthday cake and a birthday sticker! (: